Today’s Stupid Conservative Quotes

Today’s Stupid Conservative Quotes

Wednesday, December,4^th 2013 by Doug Marquardt

Those disgusting freaks at the Westboro Baptist Church are at it again – now they’re planning to picket Paul Walker’s funeral. It would be so cool to see Vin Diesel or Tyrese Gibson kick some WBC ass.

wbc to picket paul walker funeral

A Texas school has banned speaking Spanish:

Hempstead Independent School District (ISD) in Texas has confirmed that a middle school principal has been placed on leave after Hispanic students said that she forbid the entire school from speaking Spanish.

A group of students told KHOU that Hempstead Middle School Principal Amy Lacey announced over the intercom on Nov. 12 that they were no longer to use their native language in order to “prevent disruptions.”

Governor Scott Walker’s fundraiser was fired for racist tweets:

“I will choke that illegal mex cleaning in the library,” Palmisano wrote on Twitter in March 2011. “Stop banging [expletive] chairs around and turn off your Walkman.”

In January 2011, Palmisano, who served as an intern on Walker’s campaign for six months before her promotion, also complained about Latinos on Twitter while riding a bus from Pasadena, California to Las Vegas, Nevada.

“This bus is my worst (expletive) nightmare,” she wrote at the time. “Nobody speaks English & these ppl [sic] dont know how 2 control their kids #only3morehours #illegalaliens.”

Teabagger says U.S. may be conquered:

“In this nation we have turned away from the God of the Bible and we’ve told him he’s simply not welcome here,” McGowan said. “We have welcomed pluralism, atheism, secular humanism, Wicca and even Islam.”

She said the nation’s downfall began 50 years ago, when public school-sponsored prayer was limited and continued 10 years later when abortion was legalized.

“We sacrificed 55 million children in 40 years to the god of convenience and self-importance,” McGowan said. “The tune of 55 million. That’s our children, that’s our people; that’s Americans. Fifth-five million Americans have been tossed into the fire, the Dumpster and the toilet.”

“Our national security was breached on 9/11 and yet no repentance came,” McGowan said. “Then financial devastation hit seven years later; still no repentance. Chance after chance to change, yet we still hoist our fist in his face.”

“What will be our future in September of 2015, another seven years, if we don’t repent?” McGowan said. “Will we be overtaken militarily, because that’s what the signs lead to. If there is no repentance, hear me, there is no salvation. Change of destiny requires a change of course.”

Had to add one more moronic quote by Georgia Insurance Commissioner Ralph Hudgens, a Republican, so (of course) he must be against covering pre-existing conditions.

I’ve had several companies come in and they have said just the fact — just the fact — that in the individual market pre-existing conditions have to be covered on Jan. 1, that that is going to double the cost of insurance. And if you don’t really understand what covering pre-existing conditions would be like, it would be like in Georgia we have a law that says you have to have insurance on your automobile. You have to have liability insurance. If you’re going to drive on Georgia’s roads, you have to have liability insurance. You don’t have to have collision. You don’t have to have comprehensive…. But you have to have liability.

But say you’re going along and you have a wreck. And it’s your fault. Well, a pre-existing condition would be you then calling up your insurance agent and saying, ‘I would like to get collision insurance coverage on my car.’ And your insurance agent says, ‘Well, you never had that before. Why would you want it now?’ And you say, ‘Well, I just had a wreck, it was my fault and I want the insurance company to pay to repair my car.’ And that’s the exact same thing on pre-existing insurance.

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